Top Tens of 2009

So yesterday I posted this up to Facebook, but I decided to put it here. You know, just so I can say that I did.

Top Ten Movies That I Wanted To See But I Didn't (In no apparent order)
10. Avatar
9. The Hangover
8. Public Enemies
7. The Goods
6. Night at the Museum... I Guess
5. Fanboys
4. Watchmen
3. Land of the Lost
2. Funny People
1. Old Dogs

Top Ten Songs That Really Should Never Have Been
10. Poker Face by Lady Gaga
9. Sugarland in general
8. Boom Boom Pow by The Black-Eyed Peas
7. Right Round by Flo Rida
6. I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
5. Party In the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus
4. All the Right Moves by OneRepublic
3. Single Ladies by Beyoncé
2. LoveGame by Lady Gaga
1. Joey by Sugarland (honestly they must play this song to euthanize dogs)

Top Ten Most Overplayed Songs of 2009
10. LoveGame by Lady Gaga
9. Down by Jay Sean
8. Tik ToK by Satan
7. Party in the U.S.A. by Miley Montana
6. Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas
5. Poker Face by Lady Gaga
4. Right Round by Flo Rida
3. Show Me What I'm Looking For by Carolina Liar
2. I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas
1. Fireflies by Owl City

Top Ten TV Shows That I Hoped Would Get Cancelled
10. Lie To Me
9. Phinius and Pherb
8. Gossip Girl
7. The Cleveland Show
6. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
5. American Idol
4. Dancing with the Stars
3. So You Think You Can Dance?
2. Bones
1. Glee

Ten TV Shows That Did Get Renewed
10. Lie To Me
9. Phinius and Pherb
8. Gossip Girl
7. The Cleveland Show
6. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
5. American Idol
4. Dancing with the Stars
3. So You Think You Can Dance?
2. Bones
1. Glee

Ten Reasons Why I'm Irritated
10. Lie To Me
9. Phinius and Pherb
8. Gossip Girl
7. The Cleveland Show
6. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
5. American Idol
4. Dancing with the Stars
3. So You Think You Can Dance?
2. Bones
1. Glee

Ten Reasons Why David Letterman Shouldn't Be On the Air Anymore
10. His show is in New York.
9. His sidekick is a knockoff of Phil Collins.
8. He's not on at 10/9 C/P.
7. His jokes are irrelevant. Bill Clinton still hates him for making jokes about him and Monica.
6. He's not Irish.
5. He looks like David Letterman.
4. He still talks about Sarah Palin's daughter.
3. How many times have his kids been kidnapped?
2. You'll never be able to see Joaquin Phoenix again thanks to him.
1. He has more mistresses than Tiger Woods.

16 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Won't Be Having a Good Year
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Happy New Year!