Time to Post!

So I was coming home tonight when all of the sudden, my left brain told my right brain to write a blog post on my seldom-used blog. You know when that happens? No... Not really? Ok...

Now into the interesting stuff.... If you haven't noticed, I am very awkward. Let's look over some of the most awkward moments of these 17 and 1/2 years. Now some of you who really know me might say," Justin! You've been alive for only 16.97534247 years!" To that I respond thank you, and most of all very accurate! (By the way, I welcome this kind of accuracy. My Physics and Math teachers do not. Unfortunate.) I also say that my first awkward moment occurred when I was in the womb. Way back in the year of 1992.

It was the booming nineties. A time where the dot com era was so far away, nobody would ever believe that there would be a place where one could show how insecure they were by the number of cyber-friends they had. Euro Disney had just opened and nobody was there. Clinton and Monica were still on the campaign trail, making love while Hillary worked on molding her hair. This is a random video I found on a website. Of the entire year of 1992, they chose my birthday to commemorate this year.

My parents found out that they were having another baby--a girl. Nicole, her name would be. Ah yes, Nicole is a fine name for a girl--if it's a girl. So while my mom was having the kid, she thought it was a girl... Until she got handed the child and it was a boy. (I'm still working on the theory that I was switched out for some other baby. That is if I can get my P.I. Gene Parmesan to get me some info.) Anyways, that was awkward. So, those who say I was born awkward have always been right... I guess.

I cannot think of any more awkward things about my life at the moment, so we'll pick up and switch subjects. (Can you do that? Is there such a thing as blog etiquette?) I want to go back to things that happened the day that I was born. Here goes! BOOM! I have a big one. Nobody can beat this! The first book was published on my birthday. So who cares if you share a birthday with anybody, I was born 540 years after the Bible was published. (Side not, I share a birthday with T-Pain!) Johnny Carson won an Emmy... Just thought that you might want to know. Ok, I've run out of funny. This was a truly uninspired blog post.